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Regis Philbin:
Merry Christmas to all
who watch my new show.
I rake in the viewers
as I give away dough.
I look forward to spending
next year on tv,
and getting away from
that darn Kathie Lee.
(Ann Bartow)
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Al Gore:
Tipper, the kids and I
wish you a Silent Night.
Especially to our comedy source --
The Top 5 List, and Chris White!
(Lisa Lavoie)
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George W. Bush:
While waiting for
that chubby dude,
whose name I can't recall.
Remember our Lord
what's-his-name,
whose birth began it all.
(Larry Hollister)
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William Shatner:
I... hopeyou... have...
a... Hap... peeHoliday...
sea... son... and...
Best... Wishersfor...
next... year.
(Scott Sistek)
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