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Holiday Cards from Pets (page 1 of 5) NEXT ---» Meowy Christmas from your loving cat. Aren't I cute? Now leave me the hell alone. (Ann Bartow) I'd like to bark a merry tune, I'd like to deck the halls. I'd like to bring the world some joy, But first, I'll lick my balls. (Larry Hollister) We, your cats, at Christmas say, Thanks for caring for us each day. We love this season, all green and red, And by the way, the hamster's dead. (Peter Bauer) As man's best friend, when you're in bed, I just sit and watch. For Christmas, so I can hump your leg, I've put mistletoe on your crotch. (Patrick Major) © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.