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Holiday Cards from Pets (page 4 of 5) «--- PREVIOUS    NEXT ---» As watchman-cat, I've done my job, The house is safe once more. That shiny stuff that stormed the tree Is dead now on the floor. (Larry Hollister) Don't want no Christmas present, Don't want no Easter egg. All I want, O master, Is five minutes with your leg. (Jeff Scherer) As your feline companion, I'm happy, yes I am. But as for getting you a gift, Frankly, I don't give a damn. (Kris Johnson) Merry Christmas from Rover, I hope it's top-notch. If it's not too much trouble, may I please sniff your crotch? (Michael Sheinbaum) © Copyright 1994-2010.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.