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WWF Holiday Cards (page 2 of 4) «--- PREVIOUS    NEXT ---» I remember Santa dropping off toy cars and 'lectric trains, but the things he never left for me were common sense and brains. (Dan Weckerly) I'm Governor Ventura, you may think I'm a freak. If you follow a religion, then your mind is really weak. I'd like to rip your arms off, and punch you in the beak but Merry Christmas anyway, you scrawny pencil-necked geek! (Patrick Major) If Santa doesn't leave you presents sure to make you tingle, I'll rip him beard from balls until what's left can barely jingle. (Peg Warner) Christmas night, while you're nestled all snug in your bed, I'll visit you, Sugarplum, and dance on your head! MERRY CHRISTMAS, CANDY-ASS!!! (Kevin Wickart) © Copyright 1994-2010.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.