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That Santa has an attitude,
he thinks he's got it made.
But when I'm finished
with the dude,
he'll be Yule-tied and Sleighed!
(Larry Hollister)
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Wrestling's fake,
for Heaven's sake,
but this sentiment is true:
Have a Merry Christmas
or I'll melt you like fondue.
(Paul Schindler)
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There once was
a man from Natucket,
WHO'S GOING TO SMASH
YOUR HEAD WITH A CHAIR!!!
(Christopher Troise)
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For this holiday season,
I wish you all the best.
Even though you're jealous,
of my steroid-made man-breasts.
(Curt Cutting)
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