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WWF Holiday Cards (page 4 of 4)
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When my neighbor
brings a present,
I tell her,
"Thank you, ma'am."
But if I see
a fruitcake there,
she gets a body slam!

(Dan Weckerly)
Deck the ring
with lights and wreath,
Fa la la la la,
la la la la.
Hope we don't
lose any teeth,
Fa la la la la,
la la la la.

(Ann Bartow)
In the spirit of Christmas,
you must be fair.
Can you whip my ass
without that chair?

(Dave Henry)
Peace on Earth,
Goodwill toward men.
Except for the Grim Reaper,
who I'll rip to shreds
at the Arena this weekend,
and you can take that
to the bank!

(Mark Weiss)
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