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TopFive.com
Blog THIS!
January 7, 2006


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

As promised, a bonus ClubTop5-only list to make
up for the lost day earlier this week. Enjoy!

WWJS? Where Would Jesus Shop?

This past holid-- er, Christmas season, some
Christians boycotted stores in which employees
were told to greet shoppers with the insulting
"Happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas."

Hmmm... that got us to thinking how nice it would be
to have a list of businesses Jesus might patronize.


The Top 10 Businesses Jesus Would Patronize


    1. JC Penance

    2. Sinnerbon

    3. Bed, Bethlehem and Babylon

    4. Goys "R" Us

    5. Resurrection Hardware

    6. Sam Goody Goody Two Shoes

    7. Wal-Martyr

    8. Mom's-a-Virgin Megastore

    9. Stables

      and the Number 1 Business Jesus Would Patronize...

    10. TMIFridays



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Selected from 163 submissions from 56 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • M.J. Finan, Cleveland, OH -- 2
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Emily Limbach, Boulder, CO -- 4
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 6
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 6 Hall of Famer
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 6 Hall of Famer
  • J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 7
  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 7 Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 7, Topic Hall of Famer
  • Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 7
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 7 Hall of Famer
  • Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI -- 8 (Rookie!)
  • Christa Grunewald, Wamego, KS -- 10
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Jesus Jones, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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