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"Stunningly resonant!" - O Magazine
January 8, 1997


The Top 5 New Year's
Resolutions Made by Pets


    1. Always scoot before licking.

    2. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.

    3. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter-clockwise this year.

    4. January 1: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!
      January 2 - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

      and the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...

    5. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.

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Selected from 87 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1 (2nd #1)
  • Meredith Ogden, Ithaca, NY -- 2
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 3
  • John Hering, Alexandria, VA -- 4
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 5
  • David Hyatt, New York, NY -- Topic
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- Listmeister

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