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January 10, 2006


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Kevin Trudeau, author of the best-selling advice book
"Natural Cures 'They' Don't Want You to Know About,"
penned some of the book while serving a 3-year
sentence for selling fraudulent natural cures.


The Top 5 How-To Books to Avoid


    1. "The Absolute Friggin' Moron's Cliff Notes for 'The Complete Idiot's Guide to Writing Self-Help Books for Dummies'"

    2. "The Catholic Teen's Guide to Healthy Dating and Avoiding Temptation" by Bishop A. Predatori Pedophilus

    3. "The Joy of Cooking Joey" by Jeffrey Dahmer

    4. "The Art of the Stealth Comb-Over: Just Your Little Secret" by Donald Trump

      and the Number 1 How-To Book to Avoid...

    5. "Stand Up! Be a Man and Make a Name for Yourself" by David Gest



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  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1, Topic (33rd #1) Hall of Famer
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 2, 4
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 3, 5
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 3
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Whipping Boy, Edenberry, Ireland -- Ambience   (explanation)

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