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TopFive.com
This Pass Admits Two
January 19, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Today TopFive's writers take a crack at
updating a classic George Carlin list...


The Top 5 People We Can Do Without


    1. The marketing genius behind any weight-loss plan that uses Anna Nicole Smith as its spokesperson.

    2. Anyone who claims to have a pair of "dressy" stretch pants.

    3. People who only go camping when it's time to get in line for the new "Star Wars" movie.

    4. A preschool teacher with spider-web tattoos on her eyelids.

      and the Number 1 Person We Can Do Without...

    5. Anyone who drives a "Jagwire" to his "prostrate" exam on "Valentime's Day."

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 16-item list!



Selected from 107 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 1 (16th #1)
  • Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS -- 2
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3, RU list name Hall of Famer
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 4
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The BellRays, Riverside, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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