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January 19, 2006
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
U.S. Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito is currently
being grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee.
The Top 5 Signs Your Supreme Court Nomination Hearings Aren't Going Well
- Senator McCain is in favor of lifting the new torture ban for just one day.
- None of the committee members accepted your offer to discuss contentious issues "afterwards, over a couple of spliffs."
- Not only is your wife crying on-camera behind you, your daughters are doing tequila shots and playing strip poker.
- Senator Torquemada is all up in your grille.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Supreme Court Nomination Hearings Aren't Going Well...
- You tell Senator Biden you couldn't hear his last question through the protective igloo you built with all your empty TUMS containers.
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Selected from 144 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 1 (36th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 3
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 3
- Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 4
- Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH -- 5
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Supremes, Detroit, MI -- Ambience (explanation)
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