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January 19, 2006


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

U.S. Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito is currently
being grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee.


The Top 5 Signs Your Supreme Court
Nomination Hearings Aren't Going Well


    1. Senator McCain is in favor of lifting the new torture ban for just one day.

    2. None of the committee members accepted your offer to discuss contentious issues "afterwards, over a couple of spliffs."

    3. Not only is your wife crying on-camera behind you, your daughters are doing tequila shots and playing strip poker.

    4. Senator Torquemada is all up in your grille.

      and the Number 1 Sign Your Supreme Court Nomination Hearings Aren't Going Well...

    5. You tell Senator Biden you couldn't hear his last question through the protective igloo you built with all your empty TUMS containers.



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Selected from 144 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 1 (36th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 3
  • Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 3
  • Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 4
  • Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Supremes, Detroit, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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