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TopFive.com
Please, Humor, Don't Hurt 'Em
January 20, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Men's Fitness magazine has come out with
their annual list of America's 25 Fattest
Cities, with Houston, Philadelphia and
Detroit gorging their way to the top spots.

We'd like to give the winners some help attracting tourists...


The Top 5 Slogans for America's Fattest Cities


    1. Wichita: Where *Everyone* Looks Like a Lineman

    2. El Paso: Out in the West Texas Town of El Paso, I Fell In Love With a Mexican Grill

    3. New Orleans: Show Us Your Man-Tits!

    4. Chicago: The Winded City

      and the Number 1 Slogans for America's Fattest Cities...

    5. San Antonio: Remember the A La Mode!

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 16-item list!




Selected from 126 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 1 (16th #1)
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 2
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 2 Website
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 3
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5, HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag, Topic
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Runner Up list name Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Redd Kross, Hawthorne, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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