The Top 5 Problems With Your New Face Transplant

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January 20, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The French surgeon who carried out the world's
first face transplant last November says he
has plans for five more such operations.
Of course, no telling what could go wrong...

The Top 5 Problems With
Your New Face Transplant

Something's amiss. Now when you see "Beaches," you drool uncontrollably out of both sides of your mouth.
You asked for Angelina Jolie's lips, but forgot to add a reinforced jaw.
The mere thought of your salty tear-based sneezes makes you cry a torrent of boogers.
"Sandra *Bullock*, you idiot! Not Sandra Bernhard!"
and the Number 1 Problem With Your New Face Transplant...
Your new face clashes with your new Prada shoes, and you're NOT returning the shoes.

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