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Tonight we're gonna party like it's 4701.
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January 21, 2004
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Here's today's Top 5 List.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire
15-item list !
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Tomorrow, January 22, marks the first day in the
Year of the Monkey, year 4701 in the Chinese calendar.
"But Chris," you ask, "How do I properly celebrate that?"
The Top 5 Ways to Celebrate
the Year of the Monkey
- Get spankin'!
- 1) Marry Britney Spears.
2) Pick fleas off each other while waiting for the annulment.
- When at the Dairy Queen, order your banana splits with "more grubs, less poo."
- Party 'til you puke. Lap it up. Repeat.
- Tell your wife that this year it's got to be frequent, fast and from behind.
Selected from 118 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 1 (19th #1)
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2, Topic, Banner Tag Website / Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 4 Hall of Famer
- Gene Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 5
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 5
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Topic, Banner Tag Website / Hall of Famer
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- RU list name Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Furious George, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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