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January 22, 2004
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Here's today's Top 5 List.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire
15-item list !
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The Top 5 Signs Your Pet
Is a Reincarnated Celebrity
- Your cat, Jimi, not only catches mice, he then sets them on fire.
- Points his paw at specific spots on the living room wall then swats his catnip mouse directly there.
- Every time you throw a stick, your dog claps his paws and Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme run and fetch it for him.
- Ignoring her untouched food dish, your greyhound just keeps howling the melody to "Rainy Days and Mondays."
- She keeps barking something about Timmy and the well -- from her aquarium.
Selected from 97 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 1 (20th #1) Website
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
- Gene Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 5
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic, Banner Tag
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Runner Up list name
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Britney Spears, Kentwood, LA -- Ambience (explanation)
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