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January 22, 1997


The Top 5 Dating Tips
Omitted From The Rules


    1. Surprise him by shaving his name into your leg hair.

    2. Tell him you're bisexual... his predictable fantasy of wanting to see you with another woman will keep him attentive for the next few years.

    3. Always leave something on your plate, even if you have to bring it back up.

    4. Remember: "No diamond, no hymen!"

      and the Number 1 Dating Tip Omitted From The Rules...

    5. If he shows up for the first date in his Starfleet uniform, pepper-spray him.

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Selected from 121 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 1 (6th #1)
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 2, Topic
  • Paul Seaburn, Houston, TX -- 3
  • Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA -- 4
  • Marianne Tatom, Austin, TX -- 5
  • Meredith Ogden, Ithaca, NY -- Topic
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- Listmeister

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