The Top 5 Signs Your Showbiz Career Isn't Taking Off

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January 23, 2006

The Top 5 Signs Your
Showbiz Career Isn't Taking Off

Best role on your resume: Homeless Man's Butt Double.
The producers decide that credibility dictates someone else play the part of you in "Andy Warhol's '15 Minutes' Theory: The Exception."
Despite your best attempts at conveying sincerity and honesty, your audience remains unconvinced that those are, indeed, today's specials.
The only people who want to record you are in the Bush Administration.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Showbiz Career Isn't Taking Off...
Your already-small role in "The Lance Armstrong Story" is being trimmed in favor of more shots of a cancerous testicle.

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Selected from 129 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 1 (37th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 2 Hall of Famer
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 3
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 4
Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL -- 4
David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
Tim H. Richweis, Wichita, KS -- Banner Tag
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Sugarloaf, Denver, CO -- Ambience (explanation)




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