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The 176-pound tumor of humor.
January 26, 2004


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The Top 5 Signs a Stuntperson Is Over the Hill


    1. He's the film's only Tour de France biker with a huge front tire and a tiny rear one.

    2. Politely suggests that "2 Fast 2 Furious" could use a few Studebakers.

    3. Has to be rushed to the ER for injuries sustained in the pie-fight scene.

    4. Thanks to budgetary constraints and some late-starting Metamucil, that impossible-to-reshoot skydiving sequence just got your film an NC-17 rating.

    5. She lands on the mattress 20 seconds before her breasts do.


Selected from 92 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 1 (20th #1) Website
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3, 15 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4, HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Matthews Band, Virginia -- Ambience   (explanation)

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