The Top 5 Signs Your Hooker Has a College Education

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January 26, 2005

The Top 5 Signs Your Hooker Has a College Education

Never works when the Crimson Tide's in town.
Condoms? Check.
Breath mints? Check.
Pamphlet explaining how heterosexual intercourse is rape and the notion of sexual reproduction is a deception maintained by the patriarchy for the purpose of preventing womyn from ever achieving equity? Uh-oh.
This month's special: For $30, she'll do you *and* your taxes.
The oral part of her "around the world" is a recitation of every country's capital and major exports.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Hooker Has a College Education...
She was an art history major -- how *else* could she earn a living?

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Selected from 125 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL -- 1 (9th #1)
Jeff Verdegan, Irvine, CA -- 2, 4
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 2
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website
Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 2
Matt Maynard, Orange Park, FL -- 3
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 5 Hall of Famer
J.J. Gertler, Arlington, VA -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Runner Up list name Website / Hall of Famer
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- HM list name
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
The Divinyls, Sydney, Australia -- Ambience (explanation)




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