The Top 5 Super Powers Most Coveted by Dogs

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January 26, 1999

The Top 5 Super Powers Most Coveted by Dogs

AntiPsych-Out -- Immunity to all that "fake throw" nonsense.
VacuCalm -- Utter self control whenever the vacuum cleaner is turned on.
GucciTract -- An invincible digestive system that sustains itself entirely on designer shoes.
King Fido's Touch -- Everything you touch turns into crap.
and the Number 1 Super Power Most Coveted by Dogs...
DoberMorph -- Ability to change into a Doberman any time someone rolls up a newspaper.

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Selected from 141 submissions from 51 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 1, Runner Up list name
Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 2
Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 3
Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC -- 4, 5
Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 5
Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 5
Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 5
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag, Topic
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
Hole, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience




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