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New larger size for more comfort. January 27, 2004 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 15-item list, plus much the Certified Filthy! version. Join today! ~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~ Seafood restaurant chain McCormick & Schmick's settled a lawsuit brought by a California woman who said she suffered severe emotional distress after she discovered a condom in her clam chowder. Had we been of higher character, we would have ignored a news story like that. Alas... The Top 5 Dishes Containing Condoms Safe Sexchuan Chicken Creme Booyeah Veal Scumbagini Quiche Lorraincoat Newman's Own Chowder [tm] Selected from 110 submissions from 34 contributors. Today's Top Five List authors were: Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 1 (10th #1) Website Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 2 Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 3 Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 4 Hall of Famer Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 5 Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Runner Up list name Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, New York, NY -- Ambience   (explanation) © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.