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What happens here, stays here. January 28, 2004 Join ClubTop5 to see the entire 15-item list! ~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~ A new epidemic, the bird flu, has popped up in Thailand and experts say it could become a bigger health problem than SARS. The Top 5 Indications You May Have the Bird Flu Ordinarily you wouldn't be caught dead inside a seedy bar, but this week it sounds deliciously tempting. You're suddenly overcome with the uncontrollable desire to mate with Calista Flockhart. The kids are complaining about having vomit for dinner again. You have a sudden irresistible urge to sit on Don King's head. Hallucinating and sweating profusely, you let out a feverish, terrifying screech that scares everyone in sight -- and you're not Howard Dean. Selected from 134 submissions from 49 contributors. Today's Top Five List authors were: Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 1 (4th #1) Wayne Kierstead, West Linn, OR -- 2 Mitch Berg, Saint Paul, MN -- 3 Website Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 3 Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 4 Hall of Famer Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 5 Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- Runner Up list name Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- RU list name Hall of Famer Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- HM list name Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer The Time, Minneapolis, MN -- Ambience   (explanation) © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.