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TopFive.com
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January 28, 2005


The Top 10 Five-Word Movie Reviews


    1. Are We There Yet?: I hope so. This sucks.

    2. The Crying Game: Ankle... calf... knee... thigh... oops!

    3. Sideways: Guys? Jerks? Oh, *that's* news.

    4. In the Cut: Meg nude, decade too late.

    5. Shaun of the Dead: Romantic comedy with zombies? No-brainer!

    6. Finding Nemo: Find Dad or you're sushi!

    7. Ghost: Whoopi's Oscar haunts Academy forever.

    8. Unbreakable: You can't die? Whatchutalkinbout, Willis?

    9. Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood: Take your woman, nutless wonder.

      and the Number 1 Five-Word Movie Review...

    10. The Ring 2: Scary TV? Try "Desperate Housewives"!



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Selected from 131 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 1 (22nd #1) Hall of Famer
  • Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 2
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 3, 5 Hall of Famer
  • Jennifer Ford, Fort Wayne, IN -- 4 Website
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 6 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR -- 7 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 8 Website
  • Matt Maynard, Orange Park, FL -- 10
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Runner Up list name Website
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Martin Mull, Chicago, IL -- Ambience   (explanation)

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