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January 28, 1997


The Top 5 Things You Don't
Want to Hear From Tech Support


    1. "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

    2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

    3. "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

    4. "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

      and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support...

    5. "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

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Selected from 83 submissions from 31 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO -- 1 (9th #1)
  • R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA -- 2
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 3
  • Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX -- 4
  • Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC -- 5
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- Listmeister

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