The Top 13 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO

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February 1, 1999

The Top 13 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO

"Take two leeches and call me in the morning."
No X-ray machine, but each doctor is issued a pair of "X-ray specs."
Tongue depressers taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
Covered post-natal care consists of leaving your baby on Mia Farrow's doorstep.
and the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO...
Radiation treatment for cancer patients consists of a carrying a postcard from Cherynoble in your pocket.

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Selected from 175 submissions from 55 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 1 (5th #1)
Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 2
Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 3
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3
Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 3
Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA -- 3
Boyd Johnson, San Diego, CA -- 4
Michelle Burke, San Francisco, CA -- 5
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Honorable Mention list name
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Runner Up list name
Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Topic
Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
Cheap Trick, Chicago, IL -- Ambience




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