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February 2, 2006


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Actress Heather Graham's new comedy series
"Emily's Reasons Why Not" was promoted endessly
by ABC as the cornerstone of its post-football
Monday night schedule -- then was given only
one single airing before being cancelled.


The Top 5 Reasons Your TV Show Was Cancelled


    1. "Surgery With the Stars" took a tragic turn during the Courtney Love episode.

    2. The main character has the belly shirt, the gay best friend and the sex-pot talk. But she's Angela Lansbury.

    3. No word from the cast and crew of "Survivor: Antarctica" after the first week.

    4. Let's just say your drama, "Jumping the Shark," peaked *very* early.

      and the Number 1 Reason Your TV Show Was Cancelled...

    5. "Lesbian Eye for the Straight Guy"? Redundant!



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Selected from 115 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 1 (6th #1)
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 2
  • Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 3
  • Emily Limbach, Boulder, CO -- 4
  • Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL -- 5
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Flaming Lips, Oklahoma City, OK -- Ambience   (explanation)

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