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2006 NFL Smythe Division Champions
February 3, 2006


The Top 5 Super Bowl Ads We'd Like to See


    1. Campbell's Chunky Soup: For a solid minute, Donovan McNabb's mom slaps the holy shit out of Terrell Owens.

    2. Capital One: "If a million people sign up for the new Capital One Visa by halftime, we'll have our barbarians eviscerate David Spade and that whiny, chubby twerp live on the 50-yard line during the last two-minute warning."

    3. Moveon.org: A tearful George W. Bush, in full cowboy attire, hugs a barrel of oil and says, "God, I wish I knew how to quit you."

    4. Pepto-Bismol: "Hi, this is John Madden. Let's talk about erectile dysfunction."

      and the Number 1 Super Bowl Ad We'd Like to See...

    5. Depend undergarments: "I'm John Elway. It's tough getting the piss knocked out of you on national TV -- but nobody has to know." (Close up of Elway's stain-free crotch as he gets up from being sacked. He looks down, then smiles and winks.)



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Selected from 84 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Gretchen Stille, Brookfield, IL -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 2
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 3
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- 5 Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag, Topic
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Superchunk, Chapel Hill, NC -- Ambience   (explanation)

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