The Top 5 Super Bowl Ads We'd Like to See

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February 3, 2006

The Top 5 Super Bowl Ads We'd Like to See

Campbell's Chunky Soup: For a solid minute, Donovan McNabb's mom slaps the holy shit out of Terrell Owens.
Capital One: "If a million people sign up for the new Capital One Visa by halftime, we'll have our barbarians eviscerate David Spade and that whiny, chubby twerp live on the 50-yard line during the last two-minute warning."
Moveon.org: A tearful George W. Bush, in full cowboy attire, hugs a barrel of oil and says, "God, I wish I knew how to quit you."
Pepto-Bismol: "Hi, this is John Madden. Let's talk about erectile dysfunction."
and the Number 1 Super Bowl Ad We'd Like to See...
Depend undergarments: "I'm John Elway. It's tough getting the piss knocked out of you on national TV -- but nobody has to know." (Close up of Elway's stain-free crotch as he gets up from being sacked. He looks down, then smiles and winks.)

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Selected from 84 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Gretchen Stille, Brookfield, IL -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 2
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 3
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4 Hall of Famer
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- 5 Website
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag, Topic
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Superchunk, Chapel Hill, NC -- Ambience (explanation)




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