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A list of mass amusement-related program activity.
February 4, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

A gambling Web site presented a pay-per-view special
during halftime of the Super Bowl, with two teams of
lingerie-clad models facing off against each other.


The Top 5 Things Overheard During the Lingerie Bowl


    1. "Peanuts! Ice cold beer! Kleenex and WetNaps!"

    2. "Win one for the stripper!"

    3. "Hey! Where the hell was she hiding that Sharpie?!?"

    4. "The prick is up... and it's wood!!"

    5. "The girls have been wide open all day, but nobody seems capable of penetrating the red zone."


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Selected from 99 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1, RU name (58th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2, Topic, HM list name
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 3 Website
  • Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 4, 5
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Pezz, Memphis, TN -- Ambience   (explanation)

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