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February 6, 2004




The Top 5 Items on Janet Jackson's To-Do List


    1. Rip open the other window and dangle both babies.

    2. Stage an open-mouthed kiss with Michael on the Grammys to revive our careers.

    3. Book a flight to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. At least there you get beads.

    4. Prepare "wardrobe malfunction" for tonight's date with Ashton Kutcher.

    5. Kick that idiot Timberlake's ass; try to get "Free Michael!" tattoo removed from left breast.


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Selected from 90 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Mark Schmidt, Paris, France -- 1 (20th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- 2
  • Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- 3
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- Runner Up list name
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Tag Team, Atlanta, GA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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