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Guaranteed Gratuitous Boob-Shot-Free!
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February 6, 2004
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The Top 5 Items on Janet Jackson's To-Do List
- Rip open the other window and dangle both babies.
- Stage an open-mouthed kiss with Michael on the Grammys to revive our careers.
- Book a flight to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. At least there you get beads.
- Prepare "wardrobe malfunction" for tonight's date with Ashton Kutcher.
- Kick that idiot Timberlake's ass; try to get "Free Michael!" tattoo removed from left breast.
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Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire
20-item list!
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Selected from 90 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Mark Schmidt, Paris, France -- 1 (20th #1) Hall of Famer
- Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- 2
- Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- 3
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Hall of Famer
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 5
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
- Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- Runner Up list name
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Tag Team, Atlanta, GA -- Ambience (explanation)
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