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Building a Humor Dynasty
February 7, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Breaking with tradition, Disney will no longer air
their famous "I'm going to Disneyland!" commercial
immediately after the end of the Super Bowl.

So where will the most valuable players go from now on?


The Top 5 Things the Super Bowl
MVP Is Going to Do Now
(Part I)


    1. "I'm going to go see 'Phantom of the Opera' for the eighth time!"

    2. "I'm going to use this as leverage to demand a ridiculous raise, thereby ending this dynasty!"

    3. "I'm going to serve out the remainder of my sentence!"

    4. "I'm going to collect my winnings from Pete Rose!"

      and the Number 1 Thing the Super Bowl MVP Is Going to Do Now...

    5. "I'm going to Oscar WildeWorld!"



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Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 1 (26th #1/Hat Trick!) Hall of Famer
  • Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 2
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 3, 4
  • Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL -- 3
  • Andrew Thomas, Shrewsbury, MA -- 3
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 4
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 5
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- Topic Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- RU list name Website
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Smokey Robinson & the Miracles, Detroit, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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