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February 7, 2006
The Top 5 Surprises During This Year's Super Bowl
- Starting at left tackle for the Steelers: Rosie O'Donnell!
- During a crucial goal-line call, Bill Cowher's mandible freakishly decouples from his face and proceeds to "Lecterize" the referee.
- Due to a wardrobe malfunction during the halftime show, Paris Hilton's boobs remain chastely covered.
- James Frey boasts on Larry King afterward about the winning touchdown pass he threw in the fourth quarter, then receives a congratulatory phone call from Oprah.
and the Number 1 Surprise During This Year's Super Bowl...
- Prior to the game, Seattle fans flee in terror when a giant golden orb appears in the sky.
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Selected from 108 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 1 (46th #1) Hall of Famer
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Gideon Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa -- 3
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Bobby Bare, Ironton, OH -- Ambience (explanation)
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