5. "Greetings to you, fair sailor."

4. "But soft, what light through yonder trousers breaks?"

3. "Wouldst thou away to yon Motel 6 with me?"

2. "O! Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let me divine thy weight."

   and the Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by William Shakespeare...

1. "Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question."

There are no runner up submissions for this list.



Selected from 114 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

• Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 1 (3rd #1)
• Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 2
• Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA -- 3
• Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI -- 4
• Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 5
• Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- Topic
• Chris White, New York, NY -- Listmeister