The Top 5 Signs Your Realtor Is Crazy

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February 8, 1999

The Top 5 Signs Your Realtor Is Crazy

Wants to augment the listing of your mobile home to include "top speed" and "miles per gallon."
She asks if you have any hang-ups about squatting.
"Fixer upper" advertised in paper turns out to be 78,561,230 Popsicle sticks and 10 gallons of white glue.
His sales pitch normally ends with "... and from *this* window, I bet you could pick off ten, fifteen people before anyone gets suspicious!"
and the Number 1 Sign Your Realtor is Crazy...
Screams, "Feel how plush this carpet is!" then takes off shoes, moon walks and shocks your earlobe.

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Selected from 148 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Mark Dockham, San Bernardino, CA -- 1
Mariano Arguedas, Minneapolis, MN -- 2
Ross Brown, Seattle, WA -- 3
Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 4
Felicia Watson, Colorado Springs, CO -- 5
Gary Smith, Florissant, CO -- Banner Tag
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Runner Up list name
Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
Madness, London, England -- Ambience




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