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February 9, 2004
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The Top 5 Signs You're
the Unluckiest Person on Earth
- You and Adam Sandler can't be in the same room for fear of causing a cataclysmic explosion.
- Your diet candy, Ayds, mysteriously hit the skids in the '80s, but now you're on the comeback trail, marketing a zesty new soda called Sarr's.
- At the end of your rainbow, you find an empty pot surrounded by leprechauns passed out in pools of whisky vomit.
- It's been almost a year, but you still haven't received any royalty checks for your best-selling autobiography, "12-Time Identity Theft Victim."
- There may be only a few months remaining for you to enjoy the sweet scents of innocent youth -- and your nose keeps falling off.
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14-item list!
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Selected from 92 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Mark Schmidt, Paris, France -- 1 (21st #1) Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, 4, RU name Website / Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 5 Website
- Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- Topic
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Honorable Mention list name
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Sir Nose D'VoidofFunk -- Ambience (explanation)
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