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February 10, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Popeye, the cartoon character, just celebrated his
75th birthday. He first appeared way back in 1929.
But there are bound to be other cartoon or comic
strip characters who are getting on in years, right?


The Top 5 Signs a Cartoon Character Is Getting Old


    1. Pepe LePew no longer makes any scents.

    2. SpongeBob's SquarePants are now UpToHisArmpits, and he can't seem to get rid of that rank dirty-dish smell.

    3. Bugs spends a lot of time in the examination room asking, "What's up with my prostate, Doc?"

    4. Now retired and living in Florida, Zonker Harris and Michael Doonesbury unintentionally vote for Bush -- again.

    5. His wife has taken to calling him "Limpy Limppecker."


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Selected from 90 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 1, 4 (16th #1)
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, 3 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3
  • Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 3
  • Mike Levy, Los Angeles, CA -- 4
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic, Banner Tag
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Runner Up list name
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Basehead, Maryland -- Ambience   (explanation)

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