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February 11, 2004
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The Top 5 Signs Your Pet Has Been Doing Drugs
- "Polly wanna cracker, man... and a big bag of Doritos, a box of Fruity Pebbles and a microwave burrito. Oh! And a jelly donut!"
- When you ask him "Who's a good boy?" he sits and ponders the answer for an hour.
- "Whoa... have you ever, like, looked at your paw? I mean, really LOOKED at your paw?!?"
- He's so freaked out by the bubbling treasure chest that he hasn't been out of his castle in six days.
- Rusty's not only stopped chasing his tail, now he's accusing it of following him home.
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Selected from 136 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Reid Kerr, Carthage, TX -- 1 (9th #1) Website
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 2 Website
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3, Runner Up list name
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 3, 5 Website
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 3 Website
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 4
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- EC8OR, Berlin, Germany -- Ambience (explanation)
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