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February 11, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

FLOWERS! ROSES!

Don't forget: Monday is Valentine's Day.
And more importantly, Flowers Fast
is ready take your order right NOW!
Don't wait until Tuesday, Romeo.



The Top 5 Valentine's Day Romance Tips


    1. Phrases to avoid at dinner: "fully tax-deductible"; "violation of my parole"; "by decree of Lord Satan"; and "unpaid humor-list contributor."

    2. If there's any chance whatsoever she might sleep with you, do the safe thing -- get rid of those "Star Wars" sheets.

    3. When role-playing, do not suggest that she be the hot chick at work.

    4. Start your date as late as possible to lessen the odds your true self will accidentally surface.

      and the Number 1 Valentine's Day Romance Tip...

    5. Your choice of gift tells a woman what you think about her. Roses, for example, say, "No chocolate for you, tubby!"



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  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- 1, 4 (11th #1) Website
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 3
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5, HM list name
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Romantics, Detroit, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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