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Settle down or we'll turn this list right around, kids!
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February 12, 2004
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The Top 5 Things Overheard at an Animal Hotel
(Part I)
- "Every time I try to get a total of how many sheep have checked in, I fall asleep."
- "Good morning, Mr. Bear! This is your springtime wakeup call."
- "As for your room keys, sir, this one's for you, and THIS one's for the horse you rode in on!"
- "No thanks, I'll carry the trunk myself."
- "... and then it hits me: He's just a Vegas dork with a microphone and *I'm* a Siberian tiger!"
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Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire
14-item list!
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Selected from 119 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Gene Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 1 (8th #1)
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3, HM list name
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Chris Urich, Poughkeepsie, NY -- Topic
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- William S. Burroughs, St. Louis, MO -- Ambience (explanation)
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