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February 13, 2004
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The Top 5 Things Overheard at an Animal Hotel
(Part II)
- "... and our restaurant is open until 10 o'clock, Mr. Lamb. But unfortunately, you're tonight's special."
- "You can have any room you want, Mr. 500-pound Gorilla."
- "Hello, my wife just vomited in room 215. Could you please send someone to clean it up before she-- never mind."
- "We do allow tipping, sir -- except when it comes to our bovine employees."
- "All of our rooms have hot tubs, Dr. Lobster. Why?"
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Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire
14-item list!
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Selected from 119 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 1 (12th #1) Website
- Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 2
- Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 3, 12
- Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- 4
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5, RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris Urich, Poughkeepsie, NY -- Topic
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
- Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- Honorable Mention list name
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- E.C. Illa, Chicago, IL -- Ambience (explanation)
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