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February 13, 1997


The Top 5 Euphemisms for Masturbation


    1. Carnal Tunnel Syndrome

    2. Beta-testing the hardware

    3. Downloading from your own website

    4. Evicting the testicular squatters

      and the Number 1 Euphemism for Masturbation...

    5. Manually Increasing the Surface Temperature of the Ship's Primary Cannon by Repeated Linear Manipulation

There are no runner up submissions for this list.

Selected from 148 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI -- 1
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA -- 2
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 3
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 4
  • Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA -- 5
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- Topic
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- Listmeister

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