The Top 5 Amazing-but-True Valentine's Day Facts

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February 14, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

We've got one more Valentine's Day list for you.
The version you see below is the overtly humorous
one. We also did a more subtle version for our
BadCupid.com website, which you can check out here.

The Top 5 Amazing-but-True Valentine's Day Facts

Of the approximately 8,000 dozen long-stemmed roses that get shoved thorns-first up the buyer's ass every February 14, less than three percent were purchased with that intent.
A Whitman's Sampler has fewer calories than are burned by giving a thank-you-for-the-Whitman's-Sampler blowjob.
The popular heart-shaped candy is made in just three days every year by a single company in Lansing, Michigan. The rest of the year, the same factory makes prosthetic testicles.
The practice of giving attractive flowers to one's valentine was written into law in 1845, after a confused suitor gave attractive flounders to his love.
and the Number 1 Amazing-but-True Valentine's Day Fact...
Colon-shaped boxes of candy are also available but are much harder to find.

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Today's Top Five List authors were:

Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 1 (27th #1) Hall of Famer
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 4
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5 Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Transvision Vamp, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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