The Top 5 Signs the Bush Administration Wants to Kill You

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February 16, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Depending on where you get your news,
Vice President Dick Cheney:

a) has gone berserk and is gunning down people in Texas.

b) had a harmless little everyday mishap involving
a loaded rifle and a careless friend.

Either way, we think TopFive's readers should
be prepared for the worst. Ergo, today's list...

The Top 5 Signs the Bush Administration
Wants to Kill You

You receive an official White House invitation to go hunting with Richard Clark, Paul O'Neil, Michael Moore, Saddam Hussein, Hillary Clinton, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Osama bin Laden and Dick Cheney.
During this week's special live episode of "24," you watch stunned as Jack Bauer creeps around outside your house.
You awaken to find the severed head of Hillary Clinton in your bed.
Your unit gets recalled for active duty in Iraq -- and man, the army sure has changed since you took part in the invasion of Normandy.
and the Number 1 Sign the Bush Administration Wants to Kill You...
You've just been appointed the new ambassador to Kissyourassgoodbyeistan.

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