The Top 5 Signs James Bond Is Losing His Masculinity

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February 17, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Lee Tamahori, director of the James Bond movie
"Die Another Day," was arrested in a prostitution sting.
The twist? He was allegedly *offering* the services.
An undercover officer said he was sitting in his
car when Tamahori -- dressed in an off-the-shoulder
dress -- approached and offered to perform a sex act.

To each his own, I say.

Still, we here at TopFive are concerned 007
*himself* might be losing his macho side...

The Top 5 Signs James Bond Is Losing His Masculinity

The new Bond girl: Phyllis Boxers, as portrayed by RuPaul.
He keeps insisting to Q that a rosy shade of poisoned lipstick is his best defense.
Overwrought following a high-speed chase on the Autobahn, 007 finds comfort in season one of "Gilmore Girls" and a pint of Cookies 'n' Cream.
Insists on going to the costume ball as Lara Croft, Tomb Raider.
and the Number 1 Sign James Bond Is Losing His Masculinity...
"Martini. Stirred, not shaken. With two olives, but on the side. No, wait -- just one olive. Can you take the pimento out? Yeah? Ok, give me two olives then. Oh, but they have oil in them. You know what? Just give me a Tab. With lemon. No, lime! ..."

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Today's Top Five List authors were:

Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 1 (26th #1/Hat trick!) Hall of Famer
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 1 (44th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 2
Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 3
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Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5 Hall of Famer
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Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
2 Live Crew, Miami, FL -- Ambience (explanation)




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