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February 18, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The famous Westminster Kennel Club dog
competition was held recently, and they
awarded-- ah, like I care. I'm a bird man!


The Top 5 Signs You Got
a Bad Dog Show Judge
(Part I)


    1. He remarks that your labrador retriever reminds him of his seeing-eye dog.

    2. Awards an extra 10 points for dogs who look like Tori Spelling.

    3. "No, no, NO! *This* is the proper way to sniff a butt!"

    4. Rannounces rall ris rerults rin rat ramned Rooby Roo roice.

      and the Number 1 Sign You Got a Bad Dog Show Judge...

    5. Little comments like "Oh YEAH! Put that good-looking bitch up here and stand by with a bucket of cold water!"

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Selected from 131 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 1, 3 (29th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2, 3 Website
  • Mitch Berg, Saint Paul, MN -- 2 Website
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3, 5
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 3
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 3
  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 3
  • Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 3
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 3
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 4
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 5
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- Topic Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Was (Not Was), Detroit, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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