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February 19, 2003


The Top 5 Differences Under President Michael Jackson


    1. No difference whatsoever -- those rich white guys are all alike.

    2. Even more crotch-grabbing in the Oval Office than during the Clinton administration.

    3. "Today, the Department of Homeland Security upgraded the terror threat level from eggshell to beige."

    4. Vice President Webster is only a heartbeat away from becoming the first black president.

      and the Number 1 Difference Under President Michael Jackson...

    5. "Seriously, I *did* have sexual relations with that woman. I swear. Stop laughing!"

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Selected from 128 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- 1 (2nd #1)
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 2, 4 Email
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 3, Banner Tag
  • Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 3
  • Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR -- 5 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic, Runner Up list name
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Procol Harum, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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