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February 19, 2004
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Al-Qaeda has released a violent English-language
rap song urging young Muslims to wage holy war.
The song, titled "Dirty Kuffar" ("Dirty Infidels"),
is being broadcast on the Internet in an attempt
to lure music-loving youth into the terror network.
And wouldn't you know it, it just so happens
that we here at TopFive were able to get our
hands on a copy! Check out these dope rhymes...
The Top 5 Rhymes in the Al-Qaeda Rap Song
- Allah Akhbar, let's hit the crack bar.
In victory, we'll smoke us a fatwa!
- My name is Osama and I'm one badass bomba.
I got a beard like yo' daddy, but I dress like yo' mama.
- Yo, it's me you see, with lots of TNT in my BVDs.
Cool as can be, like Scott Bakula playin' Dracula.
They'll be cleanin' up my insides with a spatula.
- I'm the mutha of Mullahs, the baddest in Al-Qaeda.
I'll fry Yankee ass like a bag of Ore-Ida.
- Join one of our cells and be all invisible.
Slipping fives to strippers, just like an infizzidel.
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Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire
14-item list!
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Selected from 75 submissions from 31 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 1 (10th #1)
- Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY -- 2 Website
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 4 Hall of Famer
- Larry Colwell, Elk Grove Village, IL -- 5
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- Topic
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Runner Up list name
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Honorable Mention list name
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Professor Griff, Long Island, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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