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Fear and Loathing in Las Listas
February 21, 2005


The Top 5 Signs You Got
a Bad Dog Show Judge
(Part II)


    1. Fake-throws the ball, then deducts points if the dog falls for it.

    2. Asks you to please move your big-white-with-black-spots-whatever-the-hell-kind-of-dog-that-is.

    3. Not only encourages, but actually adds points for leg-humping.

    4. She says your prize Shih Tzu is the ugliest monkey she's ever seen.

      and the Number 1 Sign You Got a Bad Dog Show Judge...

    5. He judges the dachshund group based solely on how they look under a blanket of sauerkraut topped with a mustard swirl.

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Selected from 131 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 1 (31st #1) Website
  • Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 2
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3, 5 Hall of Famer
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- 3 Website
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 3
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4, RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- Topic Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Led Zeppelin, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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