The Top 5 Differences If Olympic Athletes Were Clowns

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February 22, 2002

The Top 5 Differences If
Olympic Athletes Were Clowns

Sport of snowboarding is largely unaffected.
The world holds its breath as clown terrorists attempt to douse the Olympic flame with seltzer.
Thirty-eight falls in the figure skating short program? 6.0!
In white greasepaint, the vast expanse of Scott Hamilton's forehead is repeatedly mistaken for the giant slalom course.
and the Number 1 Difference If Olympic Athletes Were Clowns...
Curling event now also includes Moeing and Larrying.

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