The Top 5 Signs Olympic Security Was Too Tight

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February 25, 2002

The Top 5 Signs Olympic Security Was Too Tight

Luge times a bit slower due to additions of Secret Service ride-along agent and police escort.
Every time Bob Costas displayed his sharp wit, he was wrestled to the ground.
"CODE RED! I've got a Miss Slutskaya here with blades on her *shoes* -- and she's Russian!!"
Biathlon consisted of skiing and inflating a balloon by squirting water into a clown's mouth.
and the Number 1 Sign Olympic Security Was Too Tight...
It was impossible to get anywhere near that annoying Michelle Kwan with a lead pipe.

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Selected from 161 submissions from 57 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 1 (31st #1) Hall of Famer

Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 2, 4

Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer

Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 3 Email

Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 5, HM list name Email / Hall of Famer

Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer

John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 5 Email / Hall of Famer

Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 5

Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic Email

Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Banner Tag, RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer

Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer

Otis Redding, Dawson, GA -- Ambience (explanation)




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