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Is *it* in you?
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February 25, 2004
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
More partying today!
The Top 20 Things Overheard at
TopFive's 10th Anniversary Party
- "I'm telling you even if Gandalf was a 12th-level wizard, my half-elf paladin could kick his ass any day."
- "Oh, wow, you're Bill Muse? That is SO cool! Say something funny!"
- "From what I heard, the stocks were still falling when the repo guys took the TopFive helicopter."
- "Okay, which one of you jokers hid the weapons of mass intoxication?"
- "Sorry, sir, only members of the '20 #1-Club' and female contributors allowed past this point."
- "Hey, wait a minute, there's more than three layers in this three-layer bean dip!"
- "Waiter, could you make that 200 separate checks, please?"
- "2004 -- what a great year! TopFive's 10th anniversary and the Olsen twins turn 18."
- "Who brought the monkey?" "Monkey? That's Hollister!"
- "...so then Chris said, 'Give me one good reason why I shouldn't boot you outta here,' and I said, 'I'll give you 30 reasons, split over two days 'cause I'm lazy, then I'll throw in some lame-ass leftover reasons to make you think you're getting your money's worth!'"
- "I can beat that easily: I haven't been laid in almost *three* years."
- "And this is a photo of my youngest daughter, Chester."
- "Yeah, sure, that's really interesting, Pat. Say, did you bring Vanna?"
- "All right, c'mon in. Just make sure youse don't look Mr. White in the eyes."
- "Bartender, trust me on this one: Whatever you do, don't make any hurricanes!"
- "I swear: Muse came out of Chris' room, saw his pants were down and scampered back in. That means 10 more years of Muse #1s!"
- "And Mr. White has given us this fine great goose to enjoy. God bless us every one!"
- "Oooooooooh, Mr. Moneybags has his own apartment."
- "Okay, officer, we'll promise to keep the noise down if *you* promise that ALL YOUR WEAPONS ARE BELONG TO US!"
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at TopFive's 10th Anniversary Party...
- "Who's the tall guy in the poodle skirt?"
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Our ClubTop5 members get to see the runner up
entries for this list!
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Selected from 126 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 1 (8th #1)
- Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 2
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 3, 7 Hall of Famer
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 4, 9 Hall of Famer
- Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 5
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 6, HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 8
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 10
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 11, 16, Runner Up list name
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 12, Banner Tag
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 12
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 13
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 14, 18
- Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 15
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 17 Hall of Famer
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 17
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 19, HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
- Gene Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 20
- Chris Urich, Poughkeepsie, NY -- Topic
- Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- HM list name
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Ten Years After, Nottingham, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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